Red Rules! Snape Sucks!
Hey there, losers,
Just thought I'd give you a heads up: we've given Snivellus' sorry excuse for a site a much-needed makeover. Say goodbye to Slimy Green and hello to the awesome Gryffindor Red. And as for that ridiculous "Always Snape" banner? Yeah, we've replaced it with something more accurate: "Snape Sucks." 😂😂
The changes look terrible, and I say that as a Gryffindor who likes the color red. James, you have to stop with this nonsense! Let me go, put the site back to the way it was, and leave me, Severus, and the rest of these poor people ALONE!
Oh, Lily, always the voice of reason, even when you're surrounded by chaos. But you know me, can't resist a bit of mischief. Don't worry, love, it's all in good fun. And as for Snivellus and the rest of them? Well, they could use a little shake-up, don't you think? Trust me, once they get used to the new look, they'll come around. And if not, well, they'll just have to deal with it. 😉
Well, well, well, look who's finally decided to join the party – none other than yours truly, the man of the hour! 🐶
Kidnapping is illegal. You do realize that, right?
I'm giving you one more chance to give my wand back and let me go. If you don't, I'll have no choice but to contact the Ministry and report for your crimes.
Quote from Lily Evans on April 1, 2024, 5:35 amKidnapping is illegal. You do realize that, right?
I'm giving you one more chance to give my wand back and let me go. If you don't, I'll have no choice but to contact the Ministry and report for your crimes.
Oh, Lily, always the rule follower. But you know me, breaking a few rules here and there keeps life interesting. Don't worry, love, I'll make sure everything's sorted out. Just hang tight for a bit longer, and we'll have this little misunderstanding cleared up in no time.
We're not at Hogwarts anymore, you arrogant moron! You're an adult, and adults can't go around breaking the law without consequences!
Oh, Lily, always fiery when you're passionate about something. But you have to admit, a little rule-breaking can be quite... thrilling, don't you think? And as for consequences, well, I'm more than willing to face whatever comes our way, as long as it means keeping you safe. So let's make the most of this little adventure, shall we? Who knows what surprises await us? 😘
James, stop looking at me like that. I know what you're thinking, and the answer is NO!
Quote from Lily Evans on April 1, 2024, 5:48 amJames, stop looking at me like that. I know what you're thinking, and the answer is NO!
Oh, Lily, you always know how to read me like a book. But can you blame me for being captivated by someone as stunning as you? And while your answer may be "no" for now, who's to say what the future holds? After all, a little bit of temptation never hurt anyone, right? ❤️
