Urgent Message to the Ministry
I, Lily Evans, have been kidnapped by James Potter, aided and abetted by Sirius Black. I am currently being held in the basement of Zonko's Joke Shop – please send your most skilled Aurors to rescue me and arrest these criminals!
As usual, it seems those useless bureaucrats have failed to respond in a timely manner. Don't worry, Lily… I'm on my way to Zonko's as we speak!
Severus! Thank Merlin you're here! ❤❤❤
I'm not at Zonko's. They moved me somewhere else!
Where?
I don't know, they blindfolded me before they dragged me through the Floo!
Hah! Think you can stop me, Snivellus? You're even more pathetic than I thought. Lily's under my protection now, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.
Severus! Severus, I've ESCAPED! I'm in the Forbidden Forest without my wand – come quickly!
*Apparates to the Forbidden Forest*
Quick, Padfoot, we can't let Snivellus get anywhere near her! 😱
Don't worry, Prongs, I've got it covered. Snivellus won't lay a finger on her while we're around.
