Ask Snape
Quote from James_Potter on April 1, 2023, 4:36 amYou need fics to get Lily Snivelly while I have fucked her in reality. Get a life you obsessed incel.
James, why are you here bullying Severus? I thought you stopped this years ago!
Lily, I am not bullying Snivelly 😅. Snape has made a whole site in his name and gets his followers to slander me and my friends. Some of them has even dared criticise my precious 💕 wife. How can I let them get away with it all?
First, he did not create this site. I know you're a pureblood who doesn't understand these things, but I have enough experience with Muggle technology to know that this site was created by someone else.
Second, you and YOUR friends slandered Severus for years! Of course, I don't condone Severus and his friends doing it either, but you can't tell me they don't have reasons to think badly of you. You brought it on yourself, James, and now you're here calling him that awful nickname? Bragging about yourself, breaking the rules, saying all sorts of nasty things?
I was right all those years ago – you really are an arrogant toerag!
You are misunderstanding it Lily, Snape may have not made this site but he got his followers to make up for him. These followers also write fiction with you and Snape while they make fun of me.
I am here to defend mine and your honour.
I don't need you or any man to defend me! I am perfectly capable of taking care of myself!
Quote from Naaga on April 1, 2023, 5:39 amPerhaps this asshole needs a reality check @heatherlly
I think Lily just gave him one. 😂😂😂
Quote from Severus Snape on April 1, 2023, 4:20 amI find them tolerable as long as they fit the following criteria:
- Flattering (or at least fair) to me
- Flattering (or at least fair) to Lily
- Don't involve me having sexual relations with anyone I find distasteful
- Are appropriately critical of the so-called "Marauders"
- Are reasonably well written and have a decent plot
Pretty much my own flavour in the fics, sir.
Severus, did you take out wizarding life insurance after you agreed to work for Dumbledore?
Quote from mmlf on April 1, 2023, 11:06 amSeverus, did you take out wizarding life insurance after you agreed to work for Dumbledore?
Even if such a thing existed, which it doesn't, why would I do that? Who do you imagine I would've felt compelled to provide for in the event of my early death?
As much as I've enjoyed my time on this website, I have better things to do. You have until midnight (45 minutes from now) to ask any further questions.
