Ask Snape
Since we are all graced by the presence of @severussnape, here we can ask our beloved Professor some of the questions pertaining to him.
I shall start with:
Sir, how to you come up with your speeches, does it come naturally or you practice those skills?
I don't need to "come up" with anything. As a bona fide genius, brilliant words simply flow from my lips like water.
Thanks for confirming what I knew.
Another question, what did you do in your Death Eater days, the period between your graduation and the prophecy? It is heavily debated topic in the Snapedom.
I didn't kill anyone, if that's what you're asking. The text should make this abundantly clear, though less intelligent readers persist in the belief that I murdered people left and right when I was no more than a teenager.
As for what I did do… my duties were mainly limited to gathering information (spying or otherwise), occasional skirmishes, and long, boring meetings.
Sir, what is your opinion about fanfics?
I find them tolerable as long as they fit the following criteria:
- Flattering (or at least fair) to me
- Flattering (or at least fair) to Lily
- Don't involve me having sexual relations with anyone I find distasteful
- Are appropriately critical of the so-called "Marauders"
- Are reasonably well written and have a decent plot
You need fics to get Lily Snivelly while I have fucked her in reality. Get a life you obsessed incel. 🤫
@james-potter Referring to @severussnape as an "incel" is both bullying and abusive, which is against our rules. Unlike the professors at Hogwarts, I will punish you if you continue to misbehave.
What punishment, you mean out little detentions where Dumbledore let us walk away with a slap on our wrists, yeah bring it on.
Perhaps this asshole needs a reality check @heatherlly
