Fuck, Marry, Kill: Harry Potter Edition
@naaga, you are monster for this ðŸ˜
Fuck Fenrir Greyback: I think he is the obvious choice here, might actually be pretty good...
Marry Peter Pettigrew: I can't believe you've forced me to write this. But he at least won't hate me for my blood status, so I guess that's a plus?
Kill Morfin Gaunt: The only sensible thing I've written here lol
Walburga Black, Tobias Snape, Marvolo Gaunt
... shit, these are all bad outcomes
Marry Walburga. She's the richest and most agreeable choice.
... fuck Tobias. He's probably marginally cleaner than Marvolo.
Kill Marvolo. All my homies hate Marvolo
Next one (can't remember if I've done this one or not): Cedric, Fleur, Viktor
Fuck Fleur: She's hot veela and would make it my day, we'd go for it all day long. 😼
Marry Cedric: My boy was too good for this world. I would save him and we'd get an happily ever after. 😸
Kill Krum: I actually feel bad for this because Krum looks like a slavic Severus Snape, but alas, he gets the bullet. 😹
Next round: Horace Slughorn, Vernon Dursley, Cornelius Fudge
Quote from Salvyus on August 22, 2023, 2:13 pm@naaga, you are monster for this ðŸ˜
Fuck Fenrir Greyback: I think he is the obvious choice here, might actually be pretty good...
Marry Peter Pettigrew: I can't believe you've forced me to write this. But he at least won't hate me for my blood status, so I guess that's a plus?
Kill Morfin Gaunt: The only sensible thing I've written here lol
Walburga Black, Tobias Snape, Marvolo Gaunt
The best thing about marrying Peter is that he will be completley wrapped around your finger because he has neither spine nor personality.
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Also, I would like to know your own response to the game 😊
@darkangel Okay let's get it in!
Fuck: Horace Slughorn because he seems like a sweetheart so he won't mind me dominating him in bed. Plus he looks like the kind that cries during a good snog so that fuels my dominatrix lifestyle so good on my front.
Marry: Cornelius Fudge cause he has power and it just scratches my evil itch to take something from Umbridge so plus too.
Kill: Vernon Dursley a slytherin itch just cause I want to go to the Dursleys home while of course Dudley's not there and just throw Avada Kadvra around but hey. I'm petty.
Next: Delores Umbridge, Gerralt Grindelwald, Credence Dumbledore.
Fuck Credence: Credence looks good and his appearance is 3rd movie resembles Snape's so I'll have a good time. 😸
Marry Gellert Grindelwald: I'd marry the Johnny Depp's 2nd movie Grindelwald. He is absolutely charismatic and ambitious and we'd rule Wizarding World together. 😼
Kill Dolores Umbridge: I don't need to explain this one. 😹😹
Next round: Bellatrix Lestrange, Vinda Rosier, Patricia Rakepick
Fuck Bellatrix Lestrange: She is attractive, even if a bit insane. I don't want to marry a crazy Voldemort-obsessed fangirl, so hot sex is my preference.
Marry Vinda Rosier: I liked her so much in the movies; she is far saner and a better lieutenant than Bella.
Kill Patricia Rakepick: I am not familiar with her, and I don't tangle with strangers. 😉
Rubeus Hagrid, Filius Flitwick, and Cuthbert Binns
Fuck Filius: I'm sure it won't be very satisfying unless an Engorgio is involved but he seemed like the best option. I don't think sex with a giant would be pleasant and I don't know how you can be intimate with a ghost unless he possesses someone...then again, if Binns' is as boring in bed as he's in class, I'm better off not trying in the first place.
Marry Rubeus Hagrid: I love men who are good with animals and although I can't leave the cooking to him, I'm sure he'll easily help with enough other stuff around the house.
Kill Cuthbert Binns: I don't know how you kill something dead but I guess in the case of a ghost, I should consult an exorcist? Hogwarts students would all thank me, besides it's high time for the old man to move on.
Next Round: Kingsley Shacklebolt, Petunia Dursley, Trelawney
Marry Kingsley Shacklebolt: He looks hot, handsome, and reliable. He is strong and influential. He is also Minister of Magic, so I won't be lacking in anything with the marriage.
Fuck Petunia Dursley: It's choosing the lesser devil, and I am sure Harry won't want his aunt dead despite her horrible treatment of him.
Kill Trelawney. She hasn't done anything good. She is a fraud except for a few true prophecies, and her first one gave a lot of despair to Severus, so I'll enjoy killing her.
Battle of the three chasers of Team Wood: Angelina Johnson, Alicia Spinnet, and Katie Bell
