Harry Potter: Funniest Quotes
Ron Weasley: Pervert Extraordinaire 😂
“Don’t put your wand there, boy! … Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know.”
Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Rita: "Congratulations, Harry! I wonder if you could give me a quick word? How you felt facing a dragon? How you feel now, about the fairness of scoring?"
Harry: "Yeah, you can have a word. Goodbye."
Harry: "So, light a fire!"
Hermione: "Yes — of course — but there's no wood!"
Ron: "HAVE YOU GONE MAD? ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?"
— Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
I loved that scene when I reread Book One. Ron had some great lines.
Book 3: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Chapter 9: Grim Defeat, p182
Ron caught up with them five minutes later, in a towering rage.
'Do you know what that-- (he called Snape something that made Hermione say 'Ron!') '-- is making me do? I've got to scrub out the bedpans in the hospital wing. Without magic!' He was breathing deeply, his fists clenched. 'Why couldn't Black have hidden in Snape's office, eh? He could have finished him off for us!'
Book 4: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Chapter 13: Mad-Eye Moody
Some of the funniest Ron quotes 😹😹
‘I’ve got two Neptunes here,’ said Harry after a while, frowning down at his piece of parchment, ‘that can’t be right, can it?’
‘Aaaaah,’ said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney’s mystical whisper, ‘when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry …’
And the famous 😹😹
– ‘Oh, Professor, look! I think I’ve got an unaspected planet! Oooh, which one’s that, Professor?’
‘It is Uranus, my dear,’ said Professor Trelawney, peering down at the chart.
‘Can I have a look at Uranus, too, Lavender?’ said Ron.
