I Have Arrived
I am Severus Snape, in case you were wondering who the perfectly charming wizard depicted in my avatar is. I mean, really, do you need an introduction? You've surely heard all the rumors about me, the ones that say I'm a greasy-haired, hook-nosed, snarling gremlin who delights in tormenting his students. Well, let me tell you, those rumors are all true. I mean, what kind of self-respecting professor wouldn't take pleasure in watching his students struggle to keep up? And as for my appearance, well, let's just say I'm not winning any beauty contests anytime soon.
Of course, none of that matters, as I'm not here to win your approval or affection. I am here to teach you the fine art of trolling a forum on April Fools' Day, and if you're lucky, you might even learn something.
Professor, we are blessed to have you here, please teach these dunderheads the fine arts of trolling 😹😹
Who, exactly, is a dunderhead on this "website", and why are you presumptuous enough to believe I wouldn't count you among them?
Sir, this is a high praise coming from you 😹😹
You answered neither of my questions. Try again.
Sir, we are all dunderheads so please teach all of us 😹😹
Ah, too cowardly to name names, I see. I will, however, begrudgingly give you credit for…
BLOODY HELL, WHY AM I STILL LISTED AS HUFFLEPUFF?!
