Ridiculous Fan Theories
“Lily had an affair with Tom Riddle and she was was a chronic alcoholic which drove Tom to being Voldemort. He was Harry’s father and he simply wanted to get him away from his alcoholic mother who attempted to kill Voldemort but the spell backfired into Harry and back onto herself, killing her but not Harry as Voldemorts love for him protected him during that moment.”
This one. I copied this comment from a subreddit. When I first read few weeks back I couldn’t believe the utter stupidity of this theory.
That… doesn't even make sense. D:
Ah yes, the poster boy of narcissism, psychopathy, and Machiavellianism, the physical embodiment of the pinnacle of all Dark Triads... loves Harry more than Lily.
I want whatever those theory makers are smoking. I would like to experience what it is like to be completely detached from the reality.
Theory: Lily Evans was the animagus cat called Crookshanks.
Crookshanks is male, though. If Crookshanks was female, on the other-- no, because Lily's sacrificial protection demands that she dies. so... hmm
Quote from The Gestalt Prince on March 14, 2023, 5:25 amCrookshanks is male, though. If Crookshanks was female, on the other-- no, because Lily's sacrificial protection demands that she dies. so... hmm
That's why it is ridiculous. There are also some people who say that Hedwig was a reincarnated Lily.
Quote from Krystal on March 13, 2023, 2:09 pm“Lily had an affair with Tom Riddle and she was was a chronic alcoholic which drove Tom to being Voldemort. He was Harry’s father and he simply wanted to get him away from his alcoholic mother who attempted to kill Voldemort but the spell backfired into Harry and back onto herself, killing her but not Harry as Voldemorts love for him protected him during that moment.”
This one. I copied this comment from a subreddit. When I first read few weeks back I couldn’t believe the utter stupidity of this theory.
This is entertaining enough to be a story!
Theory: J.K. Rowling is Rita Skeeter
It assumes that Hogwarts and Harry Potter are for real. Basically, Rita Skeeter gets fired for being an unregistered animagus, and decides to out the Wizarding World as revenge. But her books are treated as beloved fiction instead of fact, so she just decides to enjoy the wealth and fame under her pseudonym of J.K. Rowling. It's a little far-fetched, but that's just want Rita would want you to think.
Quote from Naaga on March 14, 2023, 1:03 pmTheory: J.K. Rowling is Rita Skeeter
It assumes that Hogwarts and Harry Potter are for real. Basically, Rita Skeeter gets fired for being an unregistered animagus, and decides to out the Wizarding World as revenge. But her books are treated as beloved fiction instead of fact, so she just decides to enjoy the wealth and fame under her pseudonym of J.K. Rowling. It's a little far-fetched, but that's just want Rita would want you to think.
I'm into this. 😍
