The (Mis)adventures of Severus Snape (Sims 4)
OMG, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. 😂😂😂
I went to edit Harry's appearance, thinking I could at least give him some more Harry-ish clothing and glasses, and… well, I'll let the screenshot speak for itself.
So he inherited his mother's eyes, her eyebrows, and her skin color, but only on his penis. Makes total sense!
I gave Harry a makeover. Happy to report that the color of his penis now matches the rest of his body.
All right, shit's getting weird(er)...
One of Severus and Lily's many, many sons (Samson) met Voldemort on Cupid's Corner (Sims version of Tinder) and invited him over for a date. They proceeded to have sex repeatedly, after which Voldemort seduced and impregnated Severus and Lily's two youngest daughters.
Both daughters (Rose and Roxanne) had triplets, which means there are now 6 VoldeSnapes wandering around. I aged them up and they're pretty unfortunate looking 😂 - I'll post a screenshot before I fix their appearance.
Now here's where it gets a lot more twisted...
The adult mod I use doesn't allow sex between parents and children or siblings. That's good, obviously, but it seems that doesn't apply to slightly more indirect relatives. I discovered this the hard way when I found Roxanne blowing one of her VoldeSnape nephews in the bathroom. 😩 Also, when I clicked on Severus to initiate sex with Lily, his granddaughters popped up as available partners.
I'm going to move the VoldeSnapes to their own household before things get any grosser. Will also fiddle with the settings and see if I can make the mod a bit less incestuous.
In happier news...
Now that Severus and Lily are no longer breeding like rabbits, I decided they should both get jobs. Lily is on the path to become a Romance Consultant, and Severus is advancing in the Culinary career. I was torn between that and science, but one of the jobs under culinary is "Professional Mixologist". That's the job he has right now and he seems very happy. 💚
I see your game has entered the "fucking bonkers" phase of Sims 4
Speaking of bonkers… this is what I get for making him happy all the time. 😩
Quote from Heatherlly on April 1, 2025, 1:06 pmSpeaking of bonkers… this is what I get for making him happy all the time.
Bro is singing his heart out lmaoo😭😂
Talking about singing, I always kind of headcanon Sev liking to sing in his free time when no one is around. Kinda like a secret hobby. I think his singing voice would be deeper than Sims 4 Snape's tho. :p
Lol, yeah, that's my main problem with it. His singing voice is like, two octaves higher than his speaking voice, and I can't figure out how to change it.
I'm going to buy him some instruments and make him learn how to play them. Maybe that will stop him from singing so much. 😂
Snape and Lily's children… all 24 of them. Most of them really do look like a blend of their parents – I love that most of them inherited his nose. XD
Dear Lord, they have enough children to marry into every British wizarding family
