Fuck, Marry, Kill: Harry Potter Edition
Fuck Angelina Johnson: She must be hot considering twins' interest her. I'll settle for a fuck because I don't want George Weasley pranking me for a lifetime. I'll enjoy playing with her and score a lot of goals. 😹
Marry Katie Bell: Looks great and veteran of chasers who stayed even in Harry's team. She has a great character, being a member of DA and fought in Battle of Hogwarts. I like her and we'd have a good relationship. 😸
Kill Alicia Spinner: I don't know much about her unlike the other entries so she gets the bullet. 😼
Ginny Weasley, Cho Chang, Bellatrix Lestrange
Hmm. Fuck and Marry are interchangeable for me but here it goes. Fuck Bellatrix, Marry Cho Chang and Kill Ginny Weasley. Honestly, there should be an option to both marry and fuck while having multiple options for kill. Anyways, for the next one to reply.
Choose your poison from the following: Albus Dumbledore, Aberforth Dumbledore and Ariana Dumbledore.
Damn, this's tough so here I go!
Fuck Arianna Dumbledore: Poor girl has been isolated and alone so she'd enjoy some quality time with me and it'd help her getting cheer up.
Marry Albus Dumbledore: Most powerful wizard, influential, cunning and more, he'd be decent life partner.
Kill Aberforth Dumbledore: I don't like him and by elimination, he gets the bullet.
Choose between incarnations of Snape: Marauders era Snape, Death Eater Snape, Professor Snape
This entire thread was so funny.
Aah! Somehow, i hadn't noticed this thread. Hilarious!
