HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SEVERUS SNAPE!
Quote from Lily Evans on January 9, 2024, 12:09 amOh, don't be such a grump, Severus!
Don't mind him. He's just in a bad mood because someone played a nasty prank on him this morning.
Oh my dear, I hope Snivellous appreciated our birthday gift of Dungbombs. 😂
James, you're a grown man. Why do you insist on acting like a 10 year old?
And the expression on his face as they took off – classic! Managed to snap a few pics for our 'Snivellous Sucks' personal collection. 😂😂"
Quote from Lily Evans on January 9, 2024, 12:46 amJames, you're a grown man. Why do you insist on acting like a 10 year old?
Oh, darling, it's just a fragment of my irresistible charm. Can't resist giving our beloved Snivellous a taste of his own existence, can we? 😘
Quote from Lily Evans on January 9, 2024, 12:46 amJames, you're a grown man. Why do you insist on acting like a 10 year old?
Because he is and always has been a spoiled, entitled brat. Why would he feel the need to grow up when he's always had others (namely Sirius Black) around to wipe his privileged backside?
Quote from Severus Snape on January 9, 2024, 12:51 amQuote from Lily Evans on January 9, 2024, 12:46 amJames, you're a grown man. Why do you insist on acting like a 10 year old?
Because he is and always has been a spoiled, entitled brat. Why would he feel the need to grow up when he's always had others (namely Sirius Black) around to wipe his privileged backside?
You're just bitter because you never got an invite to the cool kids' party. Maybe if you'd lightened up a bit, you wouldn't be stuck in the dungeons brewing potions all day. Cheers to eternal adolescence, mate!
Honestly, I'm not sure anyone wipes it. He smells like shit even when he's not setting off dungbombs.
Quote from Severus Snape on January 9, 2024, 12:51 amQuote from Lily Evans on January 9, 2024, 12:46 amJames, you're a grown man. Why do you insist on acting like a 10 year old?
Because he is and always has been a spoiled, entitled brat. Why would he feel the need to grow up when he's always had others (namely Sirius Black) around to wipe his privileged backside?
Oh, Snivellous, you're like a constant in our lives, always there to add a touch of bitterness. No need to worry about my upbringing; it seems even with my privileged backside, I still manage to soar higher than you ever will. Keep brewing those potions and practicing your dark arts. You might need them, you know, to mask the stench of your own bitterness. Cheers to eternal rivalry, mate!
Quote from Lily Evans on January 9, 2024, 12:53 amHonestly, I'm not sure anyone wipes it. He smells like shit even when he's not setting off dungbombs.
Lily, darling, my enchanting aura has a way of overshadowing even the most pungent odors. How about a firsthand encounter to prove it? 😉
Prongs, my man! If anyone can charm the stink away, it's you. Lily won't know what hit her! 🌟😏
