HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SEVERUS SNAPE!
"Rivals" would imply that we're in competition. Somehow, you fail to realize that I've already won.
Quote from James Potter on January 9, 2024, 12:57 amLily, darling, my enchanting aura has a way of overshadowing even the most pungent odors. How about a firsthand encounter to prove it?
Are you stupid or something? I just pointed out that you stink.
Well, you know how much Potter loves the smell of his own farts
Gross.
On a far less disgusting note, would anyone like to see what I got Severus for his birthday?
Quote from Lily Evans on January 9, 2024, 1:04 amQuote from James Potter on January 9, 2024, 12:57 amLily, darling, my enchanting aura has a way of overshadowing even the most pungent odors. How about a firsthand encounter to prove it?
Are you stupid or something? I just pointed out that you stink.
Well, if my aroma is the worst thing about me, I'd say I'm doing pretty well. Could be a lot worse, couldn't it? 😏
Quote from Lily Evans on January 9, 2024, 1:08 amOn a far less disgusting note, would anyone like to see but I got Severus for his birthday?
Come on, Evans! You know your heart secretly yearns for a whiff of my charming scent. And don't even get me started on Snivellous' oily offerings. My gift, though, is top-notch – just like yours, I'm sure. 😏
Quote from Lily Evans on January 9, 2024, 1:08 amOn a far less disgusting note, would anyone like to see but I got Severus for his birthday?
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Quote from Lily Evans on January 9, 2024, 1:08 amOn a far less disgusting note, would anyone like to see but I got Severus for his birthday?
Well, at least Snivellous will never run out of hair products with these annual gifts. It's like a potion for the perpetually greasy, courtesy of Lily's thoughtful selections. 😂
I'm looking forward to him ripping it off me later tonight. 😉
