HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SEVERUS SNAPE!
Quote from The Gestalt Prince on January 9, 2024, 1:14 amQuote from Lily Evans on January 9, 2024, 1:08 amOn a far less disgusting note, would anyone like to see but I got Severus for his birthday?
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Quote from Lily Evans on January 9, 2024, 1:18 am
I'm looking forward to him ripping it off me later tonight.
Later tonight? How about NOW?
Quote from Lily Evans on January 9, 2024, 1:18 am
I'm looking forward to him ripping it off me later tonight. 😉
Come on, Lils! How come you've never graced me with something like that? Why's Snivellous getting all the fashion experiments? 😭😭
Quote from Severus Snape on January 9, 2024, 1:20 amLater tonight? How about NOW?
*blushes* I'll meet you in the bedroom. 💚
Quote from James Potter on January 9, 2024, 1:20 amQuote from Lily Evans on January 9, 2024, 1:18 am
I'm looking forward to him ripping it off me later tonight. 😉
Come on, Lils! How come you've never graced me with something like that? Why's Snivellous getting all the fashion experiments? 😭😭
Chin up, Prongs! I'll take you to some top-notch joints in Diagon's Alley to drown your sorrows. And Snivellous, you're not off the hook yet – we've got more in store for you.
I think Severus is too busy getting laid to give a shit right now. 😂 Hard lesson for you, @james-potter… women don't like childish, immature bullies.
Quote from Lily Evans on January 9, 2024, 1:22 amQuote from Severus Snape on January 9, 2024, 1:20 amLater tonight? How about NOW?
*blushes* I'll meet you in the bedroom. 💚
Merlin's beard, sometimes I wish I had a cloak of invisibility to spare myself from these words. 😞
Quote from Heatherlly on January 9, 2024, 1:25 amI think Severus is too busy getting laid to give a shit right now. 😂 Hard lesson for you, @james-potter… women don't like childish, immature bullies.
Well, Evans chose me, didn't she? I guess she has a taste for greatness. Can't blame her for wanting the best. 😏
Don't worry, Prongs. This is just a temporary setback. We'll regroup, plan our next move, and hit them with a revenge that'll leave them stunned. They may have won today, but the Marauders never stay down for long.
Quote from James Potter on January 9, 2024, 1:29 amWell, Lily chose Severus, didn't she? I guess she has a taste for greatness. Can't blame her for wanting the best.
Fixed it for you. 😉
