I, Sirius Orion Black, Marauder and Sex God...
Ah, greetings, mere mortals! I, Sirius Orion Black, the one and only Marauder, am here to grace you with my presence. But wait, that's not all! Prepare to be dazzled, for I am also known throughout the wizarding world as the legendary Sex God!
You see, my charm is unrivaled, my wit is razor-sharp, and my good looks are simply undeniable. It's no wonder witches swoon at the mere sight of me! The ladies can't resist the allure of my tousled black hair and my mischievous grin.
As a Marauder, I excel in mischief and mayhem, leaving my mark on Hogwarts and beyond. Pranks are my specialty, and there's never a dull moment when I'm around. My loyal friends James, Remus, and Peter can attest to the excitement that follows in my wake.
So, brace yourselves, for you're about to witness the charisma and brilliance of Sirius Black, the Marauder and Sex God extraordinaire! You're welcome, by the way. Now, who's ready for a bit of mischief and a dash of charm? Let the fun begin!
Hey there, mate! A Padfoot introduction, indeed! With you by my side, I've got nothing to fear. We'll light this place up with our mischiefs, maraud like there's no tomorrow, and let those Snivellus lovers know exactly where they stand. Can't deny it, with you around, there won't be a single dull moment! Let's make some magic happen, Padfoot!
Oi, Prongs, my man! You know I've got your back, right? With two extraordinary Marauders together, this place is gonna light up like a firework show! And those Snivellus lovers? Ha! They won't know what hit 'em! They've been missing out on the real magic!
So... In another thread we were discussing BDE. This? This is SDE. 💀
Am I the only one who's noticed that Sirius's initials spell SOB a.k.a. Son of a Bitch?
Quote from Heatherlly on July 27, 2023, 12:47 pmAm I the only one who's noticed that Sirius's initials spell SOB a.k.a. Son of a Bitch?
You know, I literally just thought of it before seeing your post. 😹😹
Quote from Heatherlly on July 27, 2023, 12:47 pmAm I the only one who's noticed that Sirius's initials spell SOB a.k.a. Son of a Bitch?
Oh, you know what, babe? My dear old mum and I might have some epic disagreements, but there's one thing we both agree on - we've got a mutual talent for getting on each other's nerves! It's like a wizarding tradition in the Black family, you see. 😁
But hey, we can always bond over a shared talent, right? And at least that way, we've got something in common! 😉
Dear Lord, no!
Now I will never hear the end of those horrid serious/ Sirius jokes with you here.
