Fuck, Marry, Kill: Harry Potter Edition
Oh this is a hard one!
Ok:
fuck Horace. I rather feel like he'd count this a favor and a favor from him is Very valuable.
Mary filius, he's clever and powerful and interesting and I quite like him even if he's a bit Much.
Kill hagrid. With regret, it's not personal.
Lucius Malfoy, Gildeoy Lockhart, young Tom Riddle. (Todays theme is pretty and unpleasant men!)
Okay, I guess I'm continuing on with this one! XD This one was especially a hard one for me. I had to actually put strategic thought into this one. Oh my....
- Fuck Gilderoy: He's so full of himself, he'd probably look at it as nothing more than a fan thing. Trust me, it is not. Yuck. But I don't think he'd make great marriage potential.
- Marry Lucius: Obviously he is a family man, so it only seemed the smart choice to make in this category.
- Kill Young Tom Riddle: I'm guessing this is in regards to a Young!Adult Tom, not a Child or Teenage Tom. Hey, if I can save all the Harry Potter characters lives and prevent the plot from happening, consider me the hero.
Now it's onto the next person: Neville, Filch, and James Potter
Fuck Filch: Yeah, I am not joking 😹😹 He's been around for a long time so he might know a thing or two. 😹
Marry Neville: He is my second favourite character and he is sweet, brave and badass character. He is possibly one of the ideal husband material.
Kill James Potter: Debating the method between poison, bullet, Avada or just feed him to dogs, it would feel Siriusly familiar. 😹😹
Next round: Remus Lupin, Arthur Weasley, Cedric Diggory
Fuck Remus Lupin: I guess sex with a werewolf has got to be wild
Marry Arthur Weasley: he seems like a nice guy and is a family man...though there's no way I'm having as many kids as Molly nope, nope, and nope.
Kill Cedric Diggory: canon already killed him, kindly forward your complaints to Rowling. What is dead shall never die
Dumbledore, Fudge, Stan Shunpike
Fuck Stan Shunpike: Because why not, he is youngest among them and I don't have to spend effort to get him erect. 😸
Marry Albus Dumbledore: Currently the most powerful man and we can arrange an agreement where I can get all his influence without sleeping with him. 🐱
Kill Fudge: Just hate that incompetent, corrupt and greedy man. 😼
Marcus Flint, Oliver Wood, Cedric Diggory
Fuck, Marry, Kill: Choose among the following!
Draco Malfoy, Neville Longbottom, Ron Weasley
Fuck Ron Weasley: I think Draco would be better here, but I can't kill Ron...
Marry Neville Longbottom: He's a sweetheart. He's shy, but is willing to stand up for what he believes is right. He seems like a person I'd be comfortable opening up to and having late night conversations with.
Kill Draco Malfoy: I never liked him... He has redemption potential, but is definitely the worst of the three
Throwing in some women: Nymphadora Tonks, Minerva McGonagall, Hermione Granger
Fuck Hermione Granger: She is hot, but I wouldn't want her know it all behavior every day of my life.
Marry Nymphadora Tonk: She is a Metamorphmagus! Life will never get boring with her. And if that isn't reason enough then I also imagine her to be a funny, loyal and understanding wife.
Kill Minvera McGonagall: That was a hard one but... She was happily married and I think no man can replace her former husband.
I do continue with the women: Molly Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Fleur Delacour
Fuck Fleur. She's hot, nuff said.
Marry Luna, she's adorable and bizarre and I think life would always be interesting.
Kill Molly, easy choice as I genuinely despise her!! Haha!!!
Next: Ginny Weasley, Rolanda Hooch, and Gwendolyn Jones
Fuck Gwendolyn Jones: She is hot and would be a great shag with her sports body. 😸
Marry Ginny Weasley: She is also hot and I like her. Plus,. marrying her would prevent Harry from developing Oedipus complex and also make @severussnape happy because James Potter lookalike won't be marrying Lily lookalike and I'm a Slytherin. 😼
Kill Rolanda Hooch: Sorry Madam Hooch, you get the bullet for being old and odd one out. 😹
Next round: Peter Pettigrew, Fenrir Greyback, Morfin Gaunt
