Quote from Naaga on April 1, 2023, 2:50 am

I shall wear your enmity as a badge of honour 😹😹

Quote from Motanul Negru on April 13, 2023, 1:57 pm

Quote from Naaga on April 1, 2023, 2:45 am

Dolores Umbridge, Marge Dursley, Peter Pettigrew: take your pick 😹😹

I'll take this one, as a replacement for the one where I didn't notice the extra pages:

Kill Umbridge, of course; she's too vile and too dangerous, plus I'm nicking all her cat-themed gear. 😼

Fuck Pettigrew: If I establish dominance (and never tell him secrets) he won't hurt me, that's how he works.

Marry Marge Dursley: She's well situated. If she tries to give me any grief, I'll whip out the old toxic masculinity (I am very large), and shoot any dogs she tries to sic on me.

My set is the same: Molly Weasley, Minerva McGonagall and Andromeda Tonks.

Quote from Naaga on April 13, 2023, 2:43 pm

Fuck Minerva McGonagall: She is an old and experienced lady, I would've a great time. 😸

Marry Andromeda Tonks: She is a Black so has looks from a good genetic lottery and she is kind with good ideals so I am set with a good wife. 😻

Kill Molly Weasley: Because I feel like it. 😹

 

Lily Evans Potter, Hermione Granger, Fleur Delacour

Quote from The Gestalt Prince on April 13, 2023, 2:47 pm

Fuck Lily. I don't want to give Snape a reason to hate me, and marriage/murder would guarantee that.

Marry Fleur. She's shown to be great wife material.

Kill Hermione. Sorry Hermione, but I have to choose one to kill.

Next up: Crouch Jr, Bellatrix, Voldemort

Quote from Naaga on April 13, 2023, 3:01 pm

Fuck Bellatrix: She is crazy bitch so I am in for a wild ride. 🙀

Marry Crouch Jr: He is awesome and reliable partner. 😻

Kill Voldemort: Kill that sick fuck on sight. 😹

 

Tobias Snape, Vernon Dursley, Tom Riddle Sr.

Quote from Krystal on April 14, 2023, 7:16 am

Kill Tobias Snape: His conduct towards his son was unforgivable and drunkard child beating men are at too of my kill list.

Marry Tom Riddle Sr: He was rich, handsome and least bad choice among the given options.

Fuck Vernon Dursley: I mean... literally fuck him.

 

Battle of the partners of above: Merope Gaunt, Eileen Prince, Petunia Dursley

Quote from Naaga on April 14, 2023, 1:38 pm

Fuck Petunia Dursley: Because I can, no other reason. 😼

Marry Eileen Prince: Certainly I would be better than Tobias and get to raise little Sev. 😺

Kill Merope Gaunt: Sorry but I am not sorry. 😹😹

 

Regulus Black, Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy

Quote from Krystal on April 15, 2023, 7:12 am

Fuck Regulus Black: Regulus is my second favourite Slytherin and he certainly inherited traditional Black looks, I would've married him if not for availability of a better choice.

Marry Severus Snape: An obvious decision, I would get to make Severus fall for me and enjoy his love and devotion towards me. I would give him the unconditional love and support that he deserves.

Kill Lucius Malfoy: I like you Lucius but you get to die for no reason other than simply not being good enough to beat Severus and Regulus in the choices.

 

Try this one: Walburga Black, Sybil Trelawney, Rita Skeeter

Quote from Naaga on May 7, 2023, 1:19 pm

Fuck Walburga Black because she is a Black.

Marry Rita Skeeter, she is sleezy but her animagus form is an advantage for spying and getting dirt on others for my Slytherin plays and to be frank she is the best choice among this lot.

Kill Sybil Trelawney, don't stick it in crazy and don't marry one. 😹😹

 

Rubeus Hagrid, Filius Flitwick, Horace Slughorn